this lil thot of mine im gon let it shine

Confidence and competence are the sexiest traits

surprisebitch:

dutchster:

imagine if penises could cum chocolate milk

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burrgerking:

when ur teacher asks if u’ve done ur hw

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theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

notxam:

xkit guy for president

notxam:

xkit guy for president

human:

lying liar. you’re lying.

Liar. You are lying.

rebuy:

not so stupid but still an idiot

rebuy:

not so stupid but still an idiot

winterwombat:

the-enchanted-mermaid:

Meet the World’s Smallest Rabbit.

Columbia Basin Pygmy Rabbits are the world’s smallest and among the rarest. 

Miniature bunnies with iridescent ears. Happiness, embodied as a tiny ball of fluff and cute.

teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger
*whispers lovingly in your ear* I'm gonna fist you
Anonymous
surprisebitch:

omg its her in the gif

surprisebitch:

omg its her in the gif

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apricockjam:

visiters:

that “thirsty” dude hitting you up and checking up on you all the time is probably the dude that actually cares about you.

Oh shut the fuck up girls have no obligation to date guys just because they show basic kindness towards them, stop guilting girls into liking you back

thelostnightingale:

imjustthecoffeeboy:

ariverrunsthroughtime:


hesaidonlyoneword-run:
shot on the tail bone? 

Bludgeoned to death on top of my head?

Stabbed in the elbow?

stabbed right the in center of my chest!

thelostnightingale:

imjustthecoffeeboy:

ariverrunsthroughtime:

hesaidonlyoneword-run:

shot on the tail bone? 

Bludgeoned to death on top of my head?

Stabbed in the elbow?

stabbed right the in center of my chest!

parents: get out of bed, why are u so lazy?!
parents: u need to get more sleep u look really tired